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J.C. Penney is challenged. Against a backdrop of suburban shopping mall decline, the retailer has to attract a new generation while earning forgiveness from the long-time customers it spurned in its last makeover.
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A Children’s Treasury Of Sexy Fourth Of July Patriotic Musical Videos
For your America Day enjoyment, we proudly present this retread/update of a 2011 post by “Wonkette Jr,” whose actual identity is lost to time — truly, we are standing on the shoulders of an unknown giant. Since not even YouTube is Forev
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Watch Lindsey Graham Cry Like A Little … Oh, He’s Crying For Joe Biden. Carry...
Good morning, Wonkers, and happy God Loves America Best Weekend! We will not be saying many “words” at you for the next couple of days — some words here and there, maybe, with most of them being “pussy” — but wanted to
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California ‘Kill The Gays’ Lawyer Figures Amending Constitution Should Let Him Kill The Gays
You might remember the sexciting story (which Wonkette broke, MUST CREDIT WONKET!) of weird incognito lawyer Matt McLaughlin and his quest to get an initiative called the “Sodomite Suppression Act” on the California ballot. The initiative had
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John Oliver Jabs Boston Sports Fans During 'Transgender Rights' Show
The jab in question: "One study estimates that nearly 700,000 American adults are transgender. That's more than the population of Boston, and you probably know someone from Boston.
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Total Joke Bernie Sanders Draws Ten Thousand For Wisconsin Rally, LOL What A Joke
Senator Bernie Sanders had a record crowd at a rally Wednesday in Madison, Wisconsin, drawing nearly 10,000 people to yet another packed event. It’s just the latest huge crowd for Sanders, who has been polling surprisingly well against Hillary Clin
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Giant Pussies At LSU Fire Professor For Saying Bad, Bad Words
For your “You have got to be fucking kidding me” files, we present the story of Louisiana State University associate professor Teresa Buchanan, who was fired effective June 19 for having “sexually harassed” her students — if
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Rajon Rondo Wants 'All Of' Sacramento Kings' $10M Cap Space
With a coach and owner reportedly feuding over whether they should trade their star player — just two years after the franchise came close to shipping out of town — the Sacramento Kings are kind of a mess right now. That hasn't scared off Rajon Rondo
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Brookline Country Club Might Be Too Exclusive For Tom Brady, Gisele
Apparently Tom Brady has more than just a battle with the NFL on his hands.
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Oklahoma Supreme Court Murders God
In your Separation of Church and State Nice Time, the Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a Ten Commandments monument at the state Capitol building has to be removed, because it violates the Oklahoma Constitution, never mind the U.S. one. Fans of E
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Wingnut Terror Alert Level Raised To ‘Hey Gurl!’ After White House Gay Rainbow Display
On Friday night, after the historic Supreme Court decision where Justice Anthony Kennedy destroyed all heterosexual marriages by letting gays in on the institution, the White House gave us ALL THE FEELS by turning rainbow-colored for the night. The displ
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Jesus-American County Clerks Paralyzed By Gay Cooties
Despite the Supreme Court ordering every single American to get gay married right this second, some Real Good Christians are shouting, “Don’t wanna! Don’t hafta! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” Which is rude and also&n
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Winners, Losers And Steals Of 2015 NHL Draft
In addition to the great talent and depth in the 2015 class, there were plenty of trades and rumors that provided plenty of excitement for hockey fans Friday and Saturday.
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Paul Pierce Sets Up Possible Celtics Return By Opting Out Of Contract
Paul Pierce wore a Boston Celtics jacket to Derek Jeter's final game. Now Pierce is using Jeter's website to announce he'll opt out of his Washington Wizards contract and becoming a free agent
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Don Sweeney Discusses Bruins' Dougie Hamilton, Milan Lucic Trades
Don Sweeney has been the Boston Bruins' general manager for just five weeks, but he made quite the splash Friday.
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Bruins Trade Milan Lucic To Kings
The Boston Bruins have been busy in the trade market before Friday's NHL draft.
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Gisele's New Lingerie Ad Reminds Us All How Lucky Tom Brady Is
Tom Brady hasn't had the most fun offseason.
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High School Softball Catcher Takes Out Two Runners With Brutal Elbows
There's a fine line between being competitive and being dirty. One high school softball catcher wasn't even close to that line, and not in a good way.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
By now, you've probably seen Malcolm Butler's interception about a million times.
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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10 Celebs Who Stayed Friends Post-Breakup
Not every celebrity split is as convoluted and acrimonious as Christie Brinkley's with Peter Cook.
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7 Celeb Couples You Didn't Know Were Married
Some celebrity couples are so famous they get a couple nickname—anyone remember Bennifer?—but the 14 rounded up by YourTango are so below the radar, you may not even have realized they were married (or practically married).
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Will Mockingjay Stay on Top?
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay —Part 1 sent Transformers: The Age of Extinction's $100 million debut the way of the dodo.
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RIP Duchess of Alba: Remembering The Icon
Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter's Latest Girlfriend, Turns Heads
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
One of the sports world's most powerful families is about to get a little bit bigger.
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What Did Tom Brady's Old Construction Boss Have to Say About Him?
You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady might not be the best guy to go to for marriage advice, but his methods apparently work.
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Hulk Hogan: I Broke Up My Daughter's Engagement
Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.