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Will J.C. Penney's Massive Makeover Win People Back?
J.C. Penney is challenged. Against a backdrop of suburban shopping mall decline, the retailer has to attract a new generation while earning forgiveness from the long-time customers it spurned in its last makeover.
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Giants Owner John Mara At Tom Brady Hearing, Reportedly At Judge's Request
U.S. District Court Judge Richard Berman apparently is calling in reinforcements.
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Kentucky Clerk Lady Already Going To Hell
Oh, Kim Davis, clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, all your fighting has been for naught! Your constant refusals to do marriage licenses for same-sex couples, even though the Supreme Court ruled for marriage equality and a federal judge and your governor ha
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Texas Finds Exciting New Way To Screw Disabled Kids And Olds
Jaxon Huffman has a seizure disorder. Couldn’t they just tell him to stop that? The Texas legislature, always on the lookout for ways to save the taxpayers’ hard-earned dollars and to crack down on lazy welfare cheats (and everyone receivin
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Where Patriots Are After Game Three
The good news is that all the top offensive dogs will be ready for the season opener. The bad news is Tom Brady still looks shaky.
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Tyrant Obama Stealing America’s Mountains Now, Giving Them Yucky Foreign Names
Surprised he didn’t rename it Hope The Terrorists Win Mountain. Emperor Obama has issued another fatwa, and this time it is about how it’s no longer okay for North America’s highest peak, which is located right in the middle of O
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Walmart Pries Guns From Cold Dead Hands, And Other News From Corporate America
Friends with benefits Good day Wonkette Worker Bees, Wanderers and Prisoners With Internet Privileges. Have you been wondering what your favorite #brands have been up to recently? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve been keeping tab
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Sarah Palin Knows Donald Trump’s Favorite Bible Verse Is ALL OF THEM KATIE
Oh look, there was a Friday evening entertainment shitshow, and it was Sarah Palin interviewing Donald Trump, obviously because she wanted to meet her one of her favorite hero P.O.W.’s. And there’s so much goodness in this interview, and
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Why Do You Weep? Blingee Lives! Your Saturday Nerdout
All Hail the Risen Blingee Hey, remember how a week or so back we were all bummed because one of the most useful dumb wonderful things on the Internet, Blingee, was going away forever? Turns out that the public reaction was so anguished, so over the to
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The Snake Oil Bulletin: Donald Trump Has A YOOGE Offer You Can’t Refuse
Who wore it better? Greetings, Compatriots! Welcome again to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly roundup of the latest in hoaxes, pokeses, and Presidential jokeses this side of the Mississippi. We’ve got a jam-packed agenda to get through today,
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Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen 'Living Their Life,' 'Doing Great'
This probably will come as a huge surprise, but it turns out the Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen divorce rumors might not be true.
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Undertaker Mocks Brock Lesnar's Laugh, Leads To Hilarious Memes
The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar had their highly anticipated rematch at SummerSlam on Sunday night in what was an all-out brawl.
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Winners and Losers From The Patriots Win Over The Saints
Saturday saw the Patriots notch their first win of the 2015 preseason following their come-from-behind performance against the Saints down in New Orleans which saw them battle back from 21-0 down and win in the final minutes.
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Celtics' R.J. Hunter Voted Second-Biggest Draft Steal By Fellow Rookies
NBA rookies believe the Boston Celtics made out like bandits when they scooped up R.J. Hunter with the 28th pick in the 2015 NBA Draft.
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Bradley Cooper and Cristiano Ronaldo's Ex Irina Shayk Get Intimate
Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best soccer players on the planet. For Irina Shayk, though, he's just a thing of the past.
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This Softball Player's Behind-The-Back Home Run Is Mind-Boggling
Think you made a pretty decent play at your rec league softball game the other night?
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Floyd Mayweather To Ronda Rousey: Call Me When You Make $300 Million
As it turns out, Mayweather certainly does know who Rousey is.
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Tom Brady's Emails Reveal He Called Mark Brunell A 'Patriot Hater'
As the Deflategate case (hopefully) nears its conclusion, it appears everything is out in the open. And we mean everything.
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Fan Video Captures Ronda Rousey's Thrilling Knockout Of Bethe Correia
If you got up and went to the bathroom Saturday night, you might have missed Ronda Rousey's electric win over Bethe Correia.
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MLB Special Counsel: "Like Seinfeld, (Deflategate) Is About Nothing"
A lot of things about Deflategate have been comical, but one expert observer has been watching the proceedings with the same detached amusement he'd have watching a sitcom.
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Mark Cuban Rips Tom Brady, Says His Suspension Should Be More Severe
If there's a major event happening in the sports world, you can bet Mark Cuban will offer his two cents on it.
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NFL's Story About Tom Brady Makes "Zero Sense"
The NFL claims Tom Brady "destroyed" his phone in an attempt to suppress text messages that would have implicated him on Deflategate.
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Why Colts, Ravens Owners Most Vocal In Pushing Tom Brady Suspension
Earlier this week, it was reported that a "small handful of influential owners" are pushing Roger Goodell to uphold Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged role in Deflategate.
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Daniel Bryan's Book Reveals Near-Fight With Triple H Over Match Ending
Daniel Bryan has had plenty of run-ins with "The Authority" in storyline, but at least one time, that spilled over into real life.
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Lindsey Vonn Rehabbed with Rob Gronkowski; Things Got Competitive
Lindsey Vonn has been in the headlines lately for non-sports reasons, but make no mistake: The accomplished skier is one heck of an athlete, and she's super competitive.
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Serena Williams Serves Up Beach Pictures To Celebrate Wimbledon Win
Serena Williams looks ready for some long rest and relaxation after her winning her 6th Wimbledon title Saturday — or maybe just a day's worth.
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Winners, Losers And Steals Of 2015 NHL Draft
In addition to the great talent and depth in the 2015 class, there were plenty of trades and rumors that provided plenty of excitement for hockey fans Friday and Saturday.
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Gisele's New Lingerie Ad Reminds Us All How Lucky Tom Brady Is
Tom Brady hasn't had the most fun offseason.
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4 Reasons Why Patriots QB Tom Brady Will Be Even Better in 2015
It is not the easiest of things to improve upon a Super Bowl winning season but for Patriots QB Tom Brady, 2015 may be an even better season statistically than 2014.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
By now, you've probably seen Malcolm Butler's interception about a million times.
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.