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Man Leaves Prison After 15 Years and Robs Same Place
Police say a man walked out of a New Jersey prison after serving 15 years for robbing a children's shoe store, headed straight back to the same shop and robbed it again.
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Giant Pussies At LSU Fire Professor For Saying Bad, Bad Words
For your “You have got to be fucking kidding me” files, we present the story of Louisiana State University associate professor Teresa Buchanan, who was fired effective June 19 for having “sexually harassed” her students — if
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Rajon Rondo Wants 'All Of' Sacramento Kings' $10M Cap Space
With a coach and owner reportedly feuding over whether they should trade their star player — just two years after the franchise came close to shipping out of town — the Sacramento Kings are kind of a mess right now. That hasn't scared off Rajon Rondo
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Brookline Country Club Might Be Too Exclusive For Tom Brady, Gisele
Apparently Tom Brady has more than just a battle with the NFL on his hands.
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Oklahoma Supreme Court Murders God
In your Separation of Church and State Nice Time, the Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a Ten Commandments monument at the state Capitol building has to be removed, because it violates the Oklahoma Constitution, never mind the U.S. one. Fans of E
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Wingnut Terror Alert Level Raised To ‘Hey Gurl!’ After White House Gay Rainbow Display
On Friday night, after the historic Supreme Court decision where Justice Anthony Kennedy destroyed all heterosexual marriages by letting gays in on the institution, the White House gave us ALL THE FEELS by turning rainbow-colored for the night. The displ
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Jesus-American County Clerks Paralyzed By Gay Cooties
Despite the Supreme Court ordering every single American to get gay married right this second, some Real Good Christians are shouting, “Don’t wanna! Don’t hafta! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” Which is rude and also&n
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Bobby Jindal Didn’t Mind Stomping On Freedom When Judge Blocked Interracial Marriage
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal is taking a cue from Texas and has announced that court clerks and other public employees who don’t want to issue gay marriage licenses won’t have to, just as long as an invisible friend in the sky told them they m
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President Obama To Give Everyone Free Money Just For Working Real Hard
President Robin Hood has yet another evil scheme to redistribute the wealth, taking money from poor oppressed employers to give to their greedy fat cat workers, by redefining the traditional definition of “overtime work.” From the White House
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KKK Throwing Totally Non-Racist Confederate Flag Party At South Carolina Capitol
In South Carolina, the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan are planning to rally in support of the Confederate flag at the South Carolina Statehouse July 18. Yr Wonkette is wholly in favor of the event, since it will be the first completely honest sh
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Winners, Losers And Steals Of 2015 NHL Draft
In addition to the great talent and depth in the 2015 class, there were plenty of trades and rumors that provided plenty of excitement for hockey fans Friday and Saturday.
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Paul Pierce Sets Up Possible Celtics Return By Opting Out Of Contract
Paul Pierce wore a Boston Celtics jacket to Derek Jeter's final game. Now Pierce is using Jeter's website to announce he'll opt out of his Washington Wizards contract and becoming a free agent
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Don Sweeney Discusses Bruins' Dougie Hamilton, Milan Lucic Trades
Don Sweeney has been the Boston Bruins' general manager for just five weeks, but he made quite the splash Friday.
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Bruins Trade Milan Lucic To Kings
The Boston Bruins have been busy in the trade market before Friday's NHL draft.
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Gisele's New Lingerie Ad Reminds Us All How Lucky Tom Brady Is
Tom Brady hasn't had the most fun offseason.
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High School Softball Catcher Takes Out Two Runners With Brutal Elbows
There's a fine line between being competitive and being dirty. One high school softball catcher wasn't even close to that line, and not in a good way.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
By now, you've probably seen Malcolm Butler's interception about a million times.
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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10 Celebs Who Stayed Friends Post-Breakup
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7 Celeb Couples You Didn't Know Were Married
Some celebrity couples are so famous they get a couple nickname—anyone remember Bennifer?—but the 14 rounded up by YourTango are so below the radar, you may not even have realized they were married (or practically married).
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Will Mockingjay Stay on Top?
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay —Part 1 sent Transformers: The Age of Extinction's $100 million debut the way of the dodo.
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RIP Duchess of Alba: Remembering The Icon
Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter's Latest Girlfriend, Turns Heads
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
One of the sports world's most powerful families is about to get a little bit bigger.
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What Did Tom Brady's Old Construction Boss Have to Say About Him?
You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady might not be the best guy to go to for marriage advice, but his methods apparently work.
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Hulk Hogan: I Broke Up My Daughter's Engagement
Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.
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Jack White Throws Out Saddest First Pitch Ever
Jack White's depressing tour of Major League Baseball rolls on.
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Brett Favre Shows Off His Bulging Muscles
Brett Favre just can't get out of the spotlight, even if he did retire one final time back in 2011.