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Man Leaves Prison After 15 Years and Robs Same Place
Police say a man walked out of a New Jersey prison after serving 15 years for robbing a children's shoe store, headed straight back to the same shop and robbed it again.
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Chuck C. Johnson Has Thoughts On The Charleston Shootings. They Are Strange And Racist Thoughts.
Since Award-Winning Journalist Chuck C. Johnson got bounced off Twitter a while back, seemingly for good, the man seems to be completely losing it. This of course raises the perfectly reasonable question, “How could you tell?” As Exhibit A, l
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Sarah Palin Declares Independence From Pretending To Be Employed. Your Weekly Top Ten.
Hey Wonkers, happy Fourth of July weekend and shit! Do you need a nap? We sure do! Let’s all snuggle dressed like burritos after we read this post, like Wonkette baby, pictured above. (Did you SEE Editrix’s baby pictures post this morning? If
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The Fartknocker Report: Nanny-Stater Sarah Palin Tells America How To Raise Kids Good
The Sarah Palin Channel has resumed its previous publication schedule, pumping out two videos (combined run-time: 3:26) in the last week. The first video, “Raising Patriots,” features Palin telling hard-working Americans how to raise the
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The Snake Oil Bulletin: Let’s Slut It Up With Some Hot Hugging Action!
Are you ready again for your weekly dose of scammery and flimflammery to wash away all those good feelings you’ve built up over the week? Then welcome again to the Snake Oil Bulletin! Read more on The Snake Oil Bulletin: Let’s Slut It Up With
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: Was It Over When The Jews Bombed Pearl Harbor?
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HI YOU WANNA LOOK AT SOME WONKETTE BABY PICTURES? Shut Up Liar, Yes You Do
Hello! Come in! Come in! Sit! What can I get you? Beer? Wine? Assorted jams? NOW LOOK AT MY BABY PICTURES! Maternity leave was great, thank you for asking! In fact, I will probably take more of it once Kaili is back from her vacation doing whatever Democ
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A Children’s Treasury Of Sexy Fourth Of July Patriotic Musical Videos
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John Oliver Jabs Boston Sports Fans During 'Transgender Rights' Show
The jab in question: "One study estimates that nearly 700,000 American adults are transgender. That's more than the population of Boston, and you probably know someone from Boston.
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Rajon Rondo Wants 'All Of' Sacramento Kings' $10M Cap Space
With a coach and owner reportedly feuding over whether they should trade their star player — just two years after the franchise came close to shipping out of town — the Sacramento Kings are kind of a mess right now. That hasn't scared off Rajon Rondo
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Brookline Country Club Might Be Too Exclusive For Tom Brady, Gisele
Apparently Tom Brady has more than just a battle with the NFL on his hands.
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Winners, Losers And Steals Of 2015 NHL Draft
In addition to the great talent and depth in the 2015 class, there were plenty of trades and rumors that provided plenty of excitement for hockey fans Friday and Saturday.
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Don Sweeney Discusses Bruins' Dougie Hamilton, Milan Lucic Trades
Don Sweeney has been the Boston Bruins' general manager for just five weeks, but he made quite the splash Friday.
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Bruins Trade Milan Lucic To Kings
The Boston Bruins have been busy in the trade market before Friday's NHL draft.
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Gisele's New Lingerie Ad Reminds Us All How Lucky Tom Brady Is
Tom Brady hasn't had the most fun offseason.
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High School Softball Catcher Takes Out Two Runners With Brutal Elbows
There's a fine line between being competitive and being dirty. One high school softball catcher wasn't even close to that line, and not in a good way.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
By now, you've probably seen Malcolm Butler's interception about a million times.
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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10 Celebs Who Stayed Friends Post-Breakup
Not every celebrity split is as convoluted and acrimonious as Christie Brinkley's with Peter Cook.
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7 Celeb Couples You Didn't Know Were Married
Some celebrity couples are so famous they get a couple nickname—anyone remember Bennifer?—but the 14 rounded up by YourTango are so below the radar, you may not even have realized they were married (or practically married).
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Will Mockingjay Stay on Top?
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay —Part 1 sent Transformers: The Age of Extinction's $100 million debut the way of the dodo.
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RIP Duchess of Alba: Remembering The Icon
Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter's Latest Girlfriend, Turns Heads
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
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What Did Tom Brady's Old Construction Boss Have to Say About Him?
You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady might not be the best guy to go to for marriage advice, but his methods apparently work.
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Hulk Hogan: I Broke Up My Daughter's Engagement
Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.
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Jack White Throws Out Saddest First Pitch Ever
Jack White's depressing tour of Major League Baseball rolls on.
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Brett Favre Shows Off His Bulging Muscles
Brett Favre just can't get out of the spotlight, even if he did retire one final time back in 2011.