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How Many Millions Does Chicago Public Schools Want for New Furniture?
In the wake of massive school closings and budget woes, Chicago Public Schools is seeking to double its furniture budget to $9.5 million, chalking up $5 million of that to an upcoming move of its central headquarters.
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Jizz Causes Lady Cancer, And Other Fun Sex Tips From The Duggars
We’ve learned so much about the Duggars in the past couple weeks! Of course, we now know, in grizzly detail, about how Josh Duggar molested five girls, four of whom were also his co-stars on TLC’s 19 Kids And Counting, i.e., his sisters.
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Celtics Bring 'International Man Of Mystery' Satnam Singh In For Workout
Kansas forward Cliff Alexander was the first player to walk into the media room following Thursday's pre-draft workout at the Boston Celtics' practice facility.
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Former RINO Gov. George Pataki Remembers 9/11, Can He Be President Too?
So George Pataki was governor of New York once upon a time, and he’s always kind of wanted to run for president one day maybe. Being a semi-sentient being with nothing better to do, he figures since he’s a Republican and everyone else is
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Congratulations, Nebraska, Your Governor Isn’t Allowed To Kill You Anymore
Know that civilized thing that some states in this great nation do, where they exact retribution for murder crimes by murdering the murderer right back, because we are bloodthirsty monsters? Well yay, because Nebraska has decided to stop doing that!
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Is Hillary Clinton World’s Evilest Arms Dealer Ever? Maybe!
At last, a Hillary Clinton ZOMGgate story that might actually be a thing! (Or might not. You never know with those wily Clintons, which is why it’s generally best to assume guilty until proven otherwise.) According to an exhaustive trillion-word re
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Outlaw Biker Gangs Enlisting Army Guys, What’s Wrong With That?
Just in case you weren’t nervous enough about the dangers of this bad old world, NBC brings us a scary story about a 2014 report by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives on attempts by outlaw motorcycle gangs (OMGs) to recruit for
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Senate Republicans Have Neat New Plan To Make You Pay More For Slut Pills, You’re...
Senate Republicans are really concerned about making sure women have greater access to birth control. No, really, it is true! (No, really, it is not.) From the same party that has tried for years to defund Planned Parenthood, ban certain types of birth c
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Gov. Scott Walker: Ultrasounds Are So Hella Cool They Should Be MANDATORY
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker does not understand why you libtards do not like the nice anti-abortion bill he signed in 2013. Recently, a federal judge smacked part of it down, saying that requiring abortion doctors to have admitting privileges a
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Tuesday With The Christianists: Sex Education To Keep You Purer Than Those Slutty Duggar Children
As a supplement to Yr Editrix’s Sunday column on the “counseling” recommended by the Duggar family’s homeschooling guru, we thought we’d take a look back at some other homeschooling wisdom regarding sex education for good li
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Kickstarter For Joe Arpaio To Crush His Enemies Like Cockroaches They Are
The last time we checked in on Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, he was having a terrible horrible no-good very bad day: He was facing a contempt of court charge for ignoring federal court orders telling him to stop racial profiling, and the judge in h
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Let’s Watch The GOP Cage Fight With Itself About Obamacare, Again
As Senate Republicans have slowly — very slowly — begun to realize that “We’re trying to take away your healthcare, for your FREEDOM!” is not a very good campaign slogan, they’re trying to figure out how to save themse
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Red Sox Legend Luis Tiant Has Strong Words For Baseball Hall Of Fame
Luis Tiant is a Boston Red Sox legend, no matter how you spin it.
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Aaron Hernandez Rocks New 'Lifetime' Tattoo At Court Appearance
Former NFL player Aaron Hernandez, sporting a new neck tattoo while making his first court appearance since being sentenced to life in prison for murder.
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NFL.com Ranks Tom Brady NFL's No. 5 Quarterback with An Asterisk
If you're a New England Patriots fan, you have to hope Tom Brady is reading and listening to anything and everything surrounding him right now.
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HBO's Jim Lampley Feels 'Terrible' for Those Who Paid for Mayweather-Pacquiao
If you dished out the 100 bucks to watch the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight on pay-per-view — or had the cash lying around for tickets — then at least one person from HBO feels your pain.
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Mike Tyson Calls Floyd Mayweather 'Dirt,' Proves He's Still Crazy
Mike Tyson used to be friends with Floyd Mayweather. Now, the two are enemies.
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Life is good for Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
By now, you've probably seen Malcolm Butler's interception about a million times.
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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10 Celebs Who Stayed Friends Post-Breakup
Not every celebrity split is as convoluted and acrimonious as Christie Brinkley's with Peter Cook.
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Some celebrity couples are so famous they get a couple nickname—anyone remember Bennifer?—but the 14 rounded up by YourTango are so below the radar, you may not even have realized they were married (or practically married).
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Will Mockingjay Stay on Top?
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay —Part 1 sent Transformers: The Age of Extinction's $100 million debut the way of the dodo.
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RIP Duchess of Alba: Remembering The Icon
Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter's Latest Girlfriend, Turns Heads
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
One of the sports world's most powerful families is about to get a little bit bigger.
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What Did Tom Brady's Old Construction Boss Have to Say About Him?
You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady might not be the best guy to go to for marriage advice, but his methods apparently work.
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Hulk Hogan: I Broke Up My Daughter's Engagement
Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.