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How Many Millions Does Chicago Public Schools Want for New Furniture?
In the wake of massive school closings and budget woes, Chicago Public Schools is seeking to double its furniture budget to $9.5 million, chalking up $5 million of that to an upcoming move of its central headquarters.
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High School Teacher Canned For Teaching Allen Ginsberg’s Filthy Buttsechs Poetry
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Ireland Throatcrams Itself With Marriage Equality, Shoots Gay Rainbows All Over Dublin
Congratulations, Ireland, it’s looking like you’ve made history as the first nation to choose marriage equality through a national referendum. While the official announcement isn’t in yet, the early tallies have “Yes” winnin
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DuPont Chemical Plant Kills 4 Employees, Pays $99,000 Fine. That’ll Learn ‘Em.
Just in case you were wondering, the official worth of a chemical-plant worker’s life is just a skosh under $25,000. That’s the word from the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) in its decision to fine a Dupont chemical
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Red Sox Legend Luis Tiant Has Strong Words For Baseball Hall Of Fame
Luis Tiant is a Boston Red Sox legend, no matter how you spin it.
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Texas Oil Heir Finds Secret Of Happiness: Murdering Endangered Rhinos
There are, like, 5,000 black rhinos left in the wild, tops. And now there’s one fewer, thanks to Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton, who legally shot an endangered black rhino and then legally brought it back to the United States, because that made Core
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Aaron Hernandez Rocks New 'Lifetime' Tattoo At Court Appearance
Former NFL player Aaron Hernandez, sporting a new neck tattoo while making his first court appearance since being sentenced to life in prison for murder.
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NFL.com Ranks Tom Brady NFL's No. 5 Quarterback with An Asterisk
If you're a New England Patriots fan, you have to hope Tom Brady is reading and listening to anything and everything surrounding him right now.
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The Rock Says Deflategate Shouldn't Matter
Everyone from Milan Lucic to Barack Obama has offered their opinions on Deflategate. So it was only a matter of time before The Rock weighed in.
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Matt Light Rips Roger Goodell and Calls Deflategate 'A Ridiculous Circus'
Matt Light spent 11 years protecting quarterback Tom Brady. The former New England Patriots offensive lineman isn't stopping, even in retirement.
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Joe Montana, Brett Favre Among QBs Who Weighed In On Deflategate
Everyone and their mother it seems has given an opinion on the New England Patriots' involvement in Deflategate, but the ones that carry the most weight are those of former quarterbacks.
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Red Sox Notes: Junichi Tazawa 'Caught In-Between' Against Nelson Cruz
Those four words from John Farrell summed up the Boston Red Sox manager's mindset following his team's 2-1, walk-off loss to the Seattle Mariners on Friday at Safeco Field. The skipper completely shouldered the blame for what he described as a "terri
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The Boston Red Sox reportedly are on the verge of tapping back into the international market.
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It was nice of manager John Farrell to shoulder the blame for what he described as a "terrible decision" in the Boston Red Sox's walk-off loss to the Seattle Mariners.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay —Part 1 sent Transformers: The Age of Extinction's $100 million debut the way of the dodo.
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Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
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New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.