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CNN Defends Its Coverage: Are They Going Too Far?
Chuck Todd probably should have reviewed his own network's footage before he lodged a veiled criticism at CNN.
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Donald Trump Thinks Gays Are Just Terrific, Unless He Doesn’t. Who Even Knows?
Raise your hand if you think Donald Trump believes even half of the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Now if your hand is raised, use it to slap yourself in the face and ask yourself why you are hitting yourself, because you are WRONG. Case in point: Tru
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Nice Pastor Will Sell Church To Homos In Exchange For Butt Baby Love Offerings
Have you met this nice, totally normal pastor of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, James David Manning? He is the main dude of the Atlah Worldwide Ministries in Harlem, and his church is up for auction due to how it owes outstanding taxes and other debts t
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Bernie And Hillary Do Free College Benghazi To Each Other At CNN Town Hall
Oh gosh, what a week it has been, and it’s not over yet. First Hillary eked out the minorest of beatings against Bernie in the Iowa caucuses. Like so minor that if some of the coin tosses had gone the other way, we’d say Bernie eked out a beat
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Let’s Watch Hillary And Bernie Scrap Like Jilted Lovers. Your Democratic Debate Preview
Good morning, Wonkers! Did you watch the super exciting whoa-gazi jam session CNN did with the Democratic candidates last night? Did it send a thrill up your leg and leave a wet spot on your Down Theres? No? OK, well, that’s because town halls are s
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Maine Republican Takes Bold Stand Against Free Lobster For ISIS Terror Bombers
When you are a Republican from Maine, you have to work HARD to come up with new ways to be a dick. Sociopath Gov. Paul LePage’s SPECIALTY, the thing that gives him morning wood, is taking food stamps away from poor people. One time he want
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Rick Santorum Wants To Bareback Marco Rubio. With Votes.
Oh well, guess Rick Santorum’s dreams have died again. Late Wednesday, Santorum surprised exactly no one by declaring that he would no longer be quote unquote “running for president,” and that he has decided Marco Rubio is the change we&
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Baby’s First Caucus! Baby’s First Drug Raid! Welcome To Iowa, America
We were still in South Dakota when the bullshit patrolman decided his canine had “alerted” on our RV — his canine had done no such thing, and my husband hadn’t actually “improperly changed lanes.” He hadn’t change
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Michele Bachmann Not About To Let Obama Become Antichrist At The United Nations, No Way
Former Congresspastor Michele Bachmann has been playing the ol’ “The Bible Is A Roadmap For History” game again, and she has some pretty fascinating predictions about what’s going to happen in the Middle East any day now, as we hur
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Rand Paul Has Another Extremely Occasional Moment Of Sanity, Drops Out Of Race
See? The insane, dumb Iowa caucuses DO serve a purpose, and it’s to get rid of some more of these damn Republicans who think for whatever reason that they might get to be president someday, LOL as if. First it was Mike Huckabee, who skedaddled back
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Are The Duggars About To Finger Our Souls With New Season Of ’19 Kids And...
We just … I … what? WHY? If this report from the Christian Post is in any way true, the TLC network is a buncha rancid whores: After seeing the success of [“Jill and Jessa: Counting On”], it was announced that TLC will
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Donald Trump Wants Iowa To Put Ted Cruz IN JAIL
Hooray, the real Donald Trump is back! We were worried Tuesday when it seemed like maybe he had been sedated after his SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER finish in the Iowa Caucuses. He was tweeting all this lovey-dovey shit about how Iowa was a great experience
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Hillary Winned The Iowa Caucuses, And Ted Cruz Still Sucks
Land sakes, the Iowa caucuses are stupid and dumb. We already ‘splained why they are undemocratic and just overall a shitshow on a massive scale, so if you haven’t read that, CATCH UP, MORANS. But now we know the results, and they are …
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Flint’s Poison Water Now With Even More Poison! (Rick Snyder Not Yet In Jail)
Bad news, citizens of Flint: You know how charities and the state of Michigan have ben delivering water filters that are supposed to filter out the lead that’s been leaching into your tap water for nearly two years? Well, funny thing. Even after the
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Walmart Has To Pay $31 Million For Retaliation-Firing An Employee, Hooray!
There needs to be a special term for schadenfreude where Walmart is concerned. Sure, we love to see bad things happen to most big companies, but seeing Walmart taken to task for its heinous treatment of employees is satisfying in a way that could probably
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Gisele Bundchen Sends Message To Patriots Fans For Supporting Tom Brady
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had quite the 2015.
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Patriots' AFC Championship Loss Summed Up Perfectly In Memes
The New England Patriots' AFC Championship Game loss to the Denver Broncos on Sunday was met with myriad emotions — and, of course, memes.
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Does Bill Belichick Have Any Regrets in Loss to Broncos?
There was a lot of second-guessing going around New England after the Patriots' AFC Championship Game loss on Sunday.
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Broncos Still NFL's Biggest Cheaters
There's nothing that will change the fact the New England Patriots lost Sunday. But Patriots fans might feel better if they take a few shots at the Denver Broncos on their way out.
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The Most Absurd Moments for The Patriots and The NFL
Monday marks the one-year anniversary of the day NFL fans found out that some people really, really care about the air pressure in footballs.
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Manti Te'o's New Girlfriend, Model Jovi Niicole, Is Real This Time
It looks like Manti Te'o has found himself a new girlfriend. This time, though, she's real.
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Top 12 Team USA Basketball Snubs
Basketball is in the midst of a golden age of talent.
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Jordan Spieth Buys $7M Dallas Mansion With Indoor Basketball Court
Jordan Spieth reportedly bought a mansion worthy of the No. 1 golfer in the world.
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Stephen Gostkowski: Patriots' Family Atmosphere Begins With Robert Kraft
The Patriots' family atmosphere starts with their owner.
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Did the Patriots Strategy vs Miami Help Their Playoff Chances?
But Belichick's plan, unlike the gamble in overtime vs the Jets, at least worked out because New England escaped their final regular season contest seemingly without any further injuries.  
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Why Did the Patriots Fall Flat in Miami?
Keshawn Martin and Brandon LaFell contributed three catches for 11 yards against one of the poorer pass defenses in the league...that isn't getting it done and is unacceptable.
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Floyd Mayweather Shares Photo Of New Pet Tiger On Instagram
Floyd Mayweather is one of the richest athletes in the world and he's not afraid to show it.
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Bill Belichick's Locker Room Message To Patriots
The New England Patriots are officially on the grind.
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The 12 Best Heisman Trophy Winners
The Heisman Trophy, one of the most prestigious awards in sports, will be handed out for the 81st time to the best player in college football.
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Rory McIlroy Reportedly Engaged To Girlfriend Erica Stoll
Don't expect Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki to rekindle the flame anytime soon.
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Conor McGregor's 10 Best Trash-Talking Moments Will Leave You Crying
Conor McGregor says a lot of crazy things.
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Are Tom Brady and Darrelle Revis Feuding?
The speculated breach between former teammates Tom Brady and Darrelle Revis?
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UFC's Pound-For-Pound Fighter Rankings Entering 2016
The UFC made major strides in 2015, and it gave mixed martial arts fans plenty of exciting events featuring the sport's best fighters.