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How Turkey is Scaring American Media
The U.S. is "deeply concerned" with Turkey's attempt to block Twitter, and officials have relayed those concerns to Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
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Senate Republicans Pass Meaningless ‘Budget’ Just To Prove They’re Dicks
In another display of bold, big boy leadership, Senate Republicans just barely passed a budget resolution on Tuesday, which serves no purpose whatsoever other than putting on the record, again, that they are the party of terrible people who want to do te
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Phyllis Schlafly’s Niece Pines For Olden Days When A Man Could Get A Little Ass...
Marriage, it is under attack, on both sides of the Atlantic! And Phyllis Schlafly’s niece, Suzanne Venker, knows why, because Venker has spent many years studying at the base of Schlafly’s gargoyle hooves, and she’s picked up a little i
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Surprise, Military Even More Rapey Than We Thought
As we’ve mentioned once or twenty times, the Pentagon has a bit of a problem with rape. Just how bad a problem with rape? Hard to say — a 2013 Defense Department report estimated that about 26,000 members of the military were raped in 20
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Wall Street Billionaires Not Making As Many Billions This Year, Sad
Tragic news, if you’re the kind of schmuck who thinks Wall Street’s hedge fund managers deserve at least a thousand and ten jizzillion dollars for doing whatever the hell it is they do when they’re not just straight up breaking the Amer
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Pentagon Says There’s No Plot To Invade Texas. But It Would, Wouldn’t It?
In a move that was as touchingly optimistic as it was futile, the Pentagon attempted to reassure nervous Texans that an upcoming training exercise is definitely not a secret plan to declare martial law, impose UN control over the Alamo, or steal Texans&r
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Surprise! Satanic Temple Has Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs About Abortion Too
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Epic Fail Carly Fiorina Officially Announces She’s Just Like Hillary Clinton Only Better
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Ben Carson Prematurely Ejaculates Presidential Announcement
Dr. Ben Carson, who is very good at being a neurosurgeon but doesn’t seem to have other strengths, officially announces his candidacy to lose to Hillary Clinton in Detroit today, but whoops, guess he couldn’t keep the “secret” any
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Buck Showalter: 'Some Things I Don't Want To Be Normal' In Baltimore Again
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Mike Tyson Calls Floyd Mayweather 'Dirt,' Proves He's Still Crazy
Mike Tyson used to be friends with Floyd Mayweather. Now, the two are enemies.
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Florida Is Completely F*cked, The Legislative Edition! Your Florida Roundup.
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Ex-Patriots Cheerleader Camille Kostek Confirms She's Dating Rob Gronkowski
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Life is good for Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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Field-Level Angle Of Malcolm Butler's Interception Is Amazing
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Terrell Suggs' Hilarious Reaction to Tom Brady Complimenting Him
Terrell Suggs has made it clear that he doesn't like Tom Brady. Apparently the feeling no longer is mutual.
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Tom Brady Hates on LeBron James
People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The World's 'Worst' Nazi Is Dead
The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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10 Celebs Who Stayed Friends Post-Breakup
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7 Celeb Couples You Didn't Know Were Married
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RIP Duchess of Alba: Remembering The Icon
Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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Hannah Davis, Derek Jeter's Latest Girlfriend, Turns Heads
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
One of the sports world's most powerful families is about to get a little bit bigger.
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What Did Tom Brady's Old Construction Boss Have to Say About Him?
You don't get to be one of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time without working hard. For Tom Brady, his work ethic extended beyond the football field.
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady might not be the best guy to go to for marriage advice, but his methods apparently work.
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Hulk Hogan: I Broke Up My Daughter's Engagement
Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.
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Jack White Throws Out Saddest First Pitch Ever
Jack White's depressing tour of Major League Baseball rolls on.
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Brett Favre Shows Off His Bulging Muscles
Brett Favre just can't get out of the spotlight, even if he did retire one final time back in 2011.
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NBA Team Owner's Hot Daughters Steal the Show
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