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Gov. Scott Walker: Ultrasounds Are So Hella Cool They Should Be MANDATORY
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker does not understand why you libtards do not like the nice anti-abortion bill he signed in 2013. Recently, a federal judge smacked part of it down, saying that requiring abortion doctors to have admitting privileges a
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Tuesday With The Christianists: Sex Education To Keep You Purer Than Those Slutty Duggar Children
As a supplement to Yr Editrix’s Sunday column on the “counseling” recommended by the Duggar family’s homeschooling guru, we thought we’d take a look back at some other homeschooling wisdom regarding sex education for good li
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Kickstarter For Joe Arpaio To Crush His Enemies Like Cockroaches They Are
The last time we checked in on Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, he was having a terrible horrible no-good very bad day: He was facing a contempt of court charge for ignoring federal court orders telling him to stop racial profiling, and the judge in h
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Let’s Watch The GOP Cage Fight With Itself About Obamacare, Again
As Senate Republicans have slowly — very slowly — begun to realize that “We’re trying to take away your healthcare, for your FREEDOM!” is not a very good campaign slogan, they’re trying to figure out how to save themse
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The Snake Oil Bulletin: Deepak Chopra Has Derp Thoughts About Evolution
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So you guys already know how dumb Florida is. But can you imagine how dumb Florida’s community colleges are? No you cannot. Here, have a gander: Two Florida college students say they were forced to submit to vaginal probes as part of a medical trai
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High School Teacher Canned For Teaching Allen Ginsberg’s Filthy Buttsechs Poetry
The children of South Windsor, Connecticut, are at long last safe from the pernicious influence of David Olio, who has been forced to resign as an English teacher at South Windsor High School after showing a video of Allen Ginsberg reading his poem &ldqu
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DuPont Chemical Plant Kills 4 Employees, Pays $99,000 Fine. That’ll Learn ‘Em.
Just in case you were wondering, the official worth of a chemical-plant worker’s life is just a skosh under $25,000. That’s the word from the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) in its decision to fine a Dupont chemical
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Red Sox Legend Luis Tiant Has Strong Words For Baseball Hall Of Fame
Luis Tiant is a Boston Red Sox legend, no matter how you spin it.
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Aaron Hernandez Rocks New 'Lifetime' Tattoo At Court Appearance
Former NFL player Aaron Hernandez, sporting a new neck tattoo while making his first court appearance since being sentenced to life in prison for murder.
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NFL.com Ranks Tom Brady NFL's No. 5 Quarterback with An Asterisk
If you're a New England Patriots fan, you have to hope Tom Brady is reading and listening to anything and everything surrounding him right now.
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The Rock Says Deflategate Shouldn't Matter
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HBO's Jim Lampley Feels 'Terrible' for Those Who Paid for Mayweather-Pacquiao
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Mike Tyson Calls Floyd Mayweather 'Dirt,' Proves He's Still Crazy
Mike Tyson used to be friends with Floyd Mayweather. Now, the two are enemies.
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People wouldn't exactly call Tom Brady the most athletic quarterback in the NFL, despite his excellence on the field over the last decade and a half.
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The world's most-wanted Nazi is dead, and he died without regrets about his role in the murder of thousands of Jews.
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Spain's Duchess of Alba, the world's most titled person, died today at her 14th century palace in Seville after battling pneumonia.
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An Adorable Guide to the Dogs of The World By Geographic Origin
Artist Lili Chin of Doggie Drawings has created an adorable series of illustrations called Dogs Of The World. The vibrant guide features over 200 dogs that are all separated by their place of origin.
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Tim Tebow Brushed Aside by Kacey Musgraves at 2014 CMA Awards
Apparently, NFL teams aren't the only ones who want nothing to do with Tim Tebow.
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New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has enjoyed a very successful career — both on and off the field.
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Paulina Gretzky Reveals She Has Dustin Johnson's Bun in the Oven
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Tom Brady Admits Weird Relationship Behavior
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Hulk Hogan isn't messing around these days, even when it comes to his daughter's love life.
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Jack White Throws Out Saddest First Pitch Ever
Jack White's depressing tour of Major League Baseball rolls on.
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Brett Favre Shows Off His Bulging Muscles
Brett Favre just can't get out of the spotlight, even if he did retire one final time back in 2011.